Sunday, August 5, 2007

Well.....I have no readers

I have no readers...No one has come to read my blog. Or I guess no one has come to read my poetry. BUT!!!! I must stay happy, keep posting happy things. On a side note, I just farted and it smells like a dog fart.

Noises and the Owners

These things do as they are told to do

The raven cries COO COO CACHoOo.

Wilfred the wolf howls at the cheesy man, Bark BARk Yippe Yeha

Toads all in the pond go Ribbit and jump of the pads with a ker-plunk.

And the Humming Bird goes to work like an exhausted lawn mower --

Rinngnngng Rinnngngnng Rinngnngnng, sputtering all that gasoline fume.

These things do as they are told to do; they don’t think

Presidents will spew crap from their mouths

“WE WILL DO EVERYTHING WE SAY WE WON”T DO”

The church will yell AMEN and the reverend prays Halleluiah

All of the Idols of America will sing to the world in their quick moment

Of self-aggrandizing glory “I Am a COOOOL guy and Yeah.. BUT I’m EMO and Sad..WRISTS!!

And the computers will continue to go

Beep Beep Whirrr chaching

These things do as they are told to do; they don’t think. Just DO

You should be the cat that goes BARK

Or the dog that MEOWS

2 comments:

Fish_Bone said...

I've already read this one.

Ellen said...

Teehee. This one made me giggle. 8D

It should be a childrens nursury ryme!

I CAN'T SPEL. D: